Should Old Arytenoids Be Subglot

Should Old Arytenoids Be Subglot
Like Pecs that Drape One's Knees; -
Then Let's Lift a Flagon of Stimulant
And demonstrate some physiologies!

For all the synapse'd parts of speech
For all the fricatives;
We'll bridge that communication gap
Avoid the ablatives.

If there's a deity above
S/He directs the cosmic cinema;
S/He wired the inner Dolby units;
They're called the cochlea

For all the full valleculae,
For pyriform plugged tight;
We'll drink a cup of lavage, YAY!
This frosty NYE night.

So - will you thus communicate
And swallow at your best?
Please make them such a '17 goal:
The gifts of cosmic largesse.

For old arytenoids, my dear;
For old arytenoidsssssss
We'll fix that diplophonia;
For old arytenoids!