Friday, February 17, 2017

Look in Deeply

Sally is distracted for awhile. I think she is yelling something like "There's no tomorrow!" to the news broadcast on TV....so I can share a topic with you that is crucial for the long-term health and vitality of YOU in the field. Stay healthy, my friends - the "most interesting man in the world", if he were a poster boy for SLP's; that would be his tag line. Stay healthy, look inside yourself deeply and let the bad stuff out.

Don't forget you have a life
When there is so much workplace strife
Paper deadlines
Children sneezing
In your face
And then, you're sneezing

Have a happy place to go
When you're commuting through the snow;
When someone used the last test form
And didn't order more - the WORM!

"Now what, doctor?"
Only say that in your head
"She's sick again; OH NO!"
Don't get blue and don't see red!

Say 3 dozen PA - TA - KA's
And a score of spondee words
Swallow your saliva
Let go of stress - it's for the birds!

There are so many ways to stay sane in your work!
So you don't go home, feeling like a stone cold jerk!
(Massive orchestral finish...with full credit given to Maestro Offenbach!!)
 

Good grief - the news conference is over. Here she comes!



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